you know, life can be described as a series of forgettable, anticlimatic events

one after another.

say, it starts when you're born. hooray! everyone around you is happy. but then your mother realizes that you are a pain in the ass who cries every five minutes, and wishes she never got pregnant. then suddenly you start attending school. for some reason, parents find this adorable, and they cry about it. then they realize that it's fucking 12 years of shipping you back and forth from school and watching you fail your classes. hooray. and then suddenly you graduate from college! how fun. but after that, life kicks you in the ass and you realize that you can't get a job. even though you paid the equivalent of two small houses in the midwest for your education.

i can go on and on. but you get my drift.